kougie:

youre a mean one

mister

newtgeiszler:

hyrude:

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

osteolojist:

kyle ron: grandfather…..show me again, the power of the dark side

bail organa in the afterlife:

isybee:

damn lin. 

DAmn Lin 

DAYUM LIN 

BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THAT WHITE TANK TOP 

cephalon-jaunde:

deltanoid:

curvethemoonshine:

catchymemes:

🤘

I love them.

Spiky bois

biggaybunny:

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that

toonitrouble:

O w O of immunity. Reblog to ward off the evils of 2019

hawkeye1964:

sinsumeria1:

richietozierhateblog:

i went to the met today

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can